getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
i hate that a shrimp can see more colours than me shrimps can’t even do basic math
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
We have no idea what he’s doing…
drinking water but in a punk rock way
I’m all “hey buy me this” but anytime someone does I’m like “no I can’t accept it, I must pay you back, I don’t want it actually thanks”
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?