saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal 

posted 12 hours ago with 49,821 noteszvnx)

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.


"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)



"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

thirtsy:

i hate that a shrimp can see more colours than me shrimps can’t even do basic math

posted 5 days ago with 9,019 notesthirtsy)

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back


dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying



cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way


codingcloud:

I’m all “hey buy me this” but anytime someone does I’m like “no I can’t accept it, I must pay you back, I don’t want it actually thanks”


vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?


  • teachers on the first class : take out your notes book
  • me : chill

"I want all my secrets back."
— six word story (via laceupyourshoes)